Our first employee: Very pretty.

We have hired our first employee! Pump Wearing Probation Officer is taking pictures of our products today, because she thinks we need more stuff on the website. (She is right.) Pump Wearing Probation Officer definitely qualifies for our blog about all things pretty. (A guy at the bar who wouldn't leave her alone even asked her if she had shaved her legs that day. Seriously? Weird.) But in my opinion Pump Wearing Probation Officer's aesthetic beauty is far overshadowed by what's behind that pretty face. She is fiercely loyal, has a sharp wit (especially when discussing politics), and is solid as a rock.

Pump Wearing Probation Officer is also a keen negotiator. She negotiated a hefty salary for today's work. She will enjoy a delicious lunch with The Proprietress. It could be Panera Bread. It could be curry. (Are you all racing to submit your application to Bon Lemon so you can get a free lunch? Please do!)

Thanks to Pump Wearing Probation Officer's handiwork, there will be many new items coming to the website soon. Thanks Pump Wearing Probation Officer!